IT’S A MUST READ AND REPOST!
It left me
guffawing for quite some time when I first saw it! Totally hilarious, I tell you!
I SWEAR! I SWEAR! Awww man, even as I am posting it, I’m still laughing!!
OKAY, I grab it from
WANNIE HA!HA! Wanie, I’ll pay for this copyright.. WAKAKAKKAAKAKKAA
IT’S NOT A
MYTH BUT A REAL
FACT OF
'BRUNEIAN'. HA!HA!
here it is:
1. You
MISS CALL instead of calling or sending sms.
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2. You always say "
KAPIH KU.. bila terima/keluar gaji/overtime/elaun ah?"
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3. You park your car
AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE to your destination area.
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4. You
SPEAK Malaysia if you
MEET Malaysian, speak Indonesia if you meet Indonesian and so on.
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5. You are asked to go to a
"MEETING" but actually you will only be
"LISTENING".
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6. You go to someone's wedding, you give money using an envelope and put your
NAME ON IT or if you think you don't give enough you use a
BLANK envelope.
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7.
INDO MEE is your staple food and
AYAMKU is your fastfood.
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8. The term
'BALIK KAMPONG' is almost not applicable.. since you can 'balik kampung'
EVERYDAY.
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9. Motorcycles and bicycles are
NOT YOUR TRANSPORT, they are your
SPORT.
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10. When you see local tv camera around you during the day, then at night you will watch local news... and
HOPING TO SEE YOURSELF ON TELEVISION.
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11. You drive your car on
WAVY AND POTHOLED ROAD.
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12. You receive official news faster by mean of
"MOUTH" than by "written".
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13. You like
ELECTRONIC PRODUCT FROM JAPAN.
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14. If you have the chance to call a radio show and before you are asked to hang-up, you say
'BOLEH MINTA PUTARKAN LAGU?'----------
15. You are in
BIG DEBTS and refuse to pay the lenders and yet still drive a
CLK and live in a
MANSION.
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16. You wear baju kurong with
‘LARGE KATOKS’ and
‘MANIKS’ all over.
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17. You are loud and speak in
'MELANDIH' way.
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18. You and the whole family have the
SAME CAR PLATE NUMBERS
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19. You spend your
$$$$$ on your wedding even though you are
BROKE.
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20. You become
AKADEMI FANTASIA FANATICS.
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21. You know
MOST OF THE PEOPLE here - "eh si anak si anu eh saudara si bla.. bla".
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22. You
DRIVE to the shop next door even though the shop is
ONLY 100METERS AWAY (except maybe in Kampong Ayer)
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23. Every year, since the 80's until last year, you
DON’T WANT TO MISS HM's Birthday Titah (because you are hoping that HM will increase your salary)
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24. When you want to get some service from the government agencies, you will find
YOUR SAUDARA FIRST.
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25. If something goes wrong, you will say that one of the dato pehins is
YOUR RELATIVE(or at least they know you)
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26. You
CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT BRUDIRECT’S HYS.
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27. You give you children
SUPER LONG NAME.
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28. You rush to a new shopping mall just to beat everybody else
EVENTHOUGH it's just another Hua Ho.
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29. You
WAVE YOUR HAND while driving to other drivers that you know.
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30. You are able to pay (or not) for
ONE OR TWO AMAHS who are most likely an Indonesian or a Filipino.
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31. You are
OK TO BE FAT----------
32. You are a
BUSY BODY with other peoples' news, especially the bad ones, and you think your responsibility is to know and to spread it around.
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33. Your friends get married on the same day and you
DON’T KNOW WHO TO GO TO
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34. You like to
STARE AT PHONES FOR 24 HOURS and
CHAT ON MSN.
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35. You say
"MUN PAHAM BISAI" (this needs no further explanation)
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36. You have to wear
'COOL' ATTIRE EVERYWHERE, even on holidays.
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37. You add
"BUI" on each sentence.
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38. You think exercising, being hyper active, competitions are
FOR LITTLE KIDS----------
39.
You CAN’T TYPE OR SPELL PROPERLY, example "hw r u? hy my nme s si org brunei"
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40. You add
"ME AND YOU" on your conversations with your girl mates.
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41. You listen to
PELANGI FM.
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42. You think
FAKE VON DUTCH products are the best.
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43. You are especially
RACIST TO INDIAN WORKERS.
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SHOPPING MALLS than hanging out at parks,having a picnic with your friends.
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45. You have
'CANDAS' in your house.
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46. You read this blogsite because all your friends are reading it and you
YOU DON’T WANT TO LEFT BEHIND
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47. You rush to get a
$99 handphone not caring about the limited features because you think anything
CHEAP IS A BARGAIN. ----------
48. You have
TWO HANDPHONES - one for
DST and the other for
B.MOBILE(for one month and then switch off one or the other)
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49. You always try to
‘RUNDING' THE POLICEMAN who caught you speeding..
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Did I mention that it were heck ever funny yet… Oh. Yeah….right. I wondering who in the world wrote this idea... hahah
Well, I’m not 100% Bruneian but deep deep down I strongly agree with this statement and it’s 100% TRUE!HA!HA!
and I would like to add few...
ADEXANDRIA- 50. BRUNEIAN LOVE TO CRITICS LOCAL ARTIST.
eg. "Ehh! Urg Brunei nie ahh, labih gaya, harapkan baju jaa bekilat2, suara nda jua seberapa"
Okay, SINCE YOU'VE READ THIS ALREADY, SO YOU HAVE TO RE-POST IT AND ADD SOMEMORE IDEA... THANK YOU!
